"The dark queen was so fond of me she wanted me to stay in the abyss." -Tasslehoff Burrfoot

"He doesn't really mean 'don't touch anything' because I'm already touching something. My feet are touching the floor..." -Tasslehoff Burrfoot

"Don't change color to match the walls. Look like you belong and the walls will change color to match you." -A Kender Proverb